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: #Laughs "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied.

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

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: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

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: #Laughs Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !

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: #Laughs What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

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: #Laughs What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !

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: #Laughs When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

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: #Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

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: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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: #Laughs Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

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: #Laughs A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party.

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: #Laughs There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her.

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: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

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: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

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: #Laughs Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

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: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

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: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

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: #Laughs "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied.

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry.

: #Laughs After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.

: #Laughs Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !

: #Laughs What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp

: #Laughs What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !

: #Laughs When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!

: #Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

: #Laughs Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

: #Laughs A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party.

: #Laughs There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her.

: #Laughs But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

: #Laughs Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

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