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: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

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: #Laughs 10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn't made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the ri

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: #Laughs Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right.

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: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

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: #Laughs What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

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: #Laughs "Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home.

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church."When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began."You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fel

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: #Laughs Three men are golfing.

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: #Laughs Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered.....I started out with nothing..I still have most of it.

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: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

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: #Laughs Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.

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: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

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: #Laughs Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

: #Laughs 10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn't made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the ri

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: #Laughs Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right.

: #Laughs Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

: #Laughs What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

: #Laughs "Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home.

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church."When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began."You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fel

: #Laughs Three men are golfing.

: #Laughs Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered.....I started out with nothing..I still have most of it.

: #Laughs |A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

: #Laughs Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.

: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

: #Laughs Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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