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: #Laughs Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!

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: #Laughs The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

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: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

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: #Laughs What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

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: #Laughs For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.

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: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

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: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.

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: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.

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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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: #Laughs A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!

: #Laughs The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

: #Laughs Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow

: #Laughs What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

: #Laughs For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.

: #Laughs A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a c

: #Laughs How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.

: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.

: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

: #Laughs A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment.

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