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: #Laughs A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical exam first.

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: #Laughs A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.

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: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day.

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: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

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: #Laughs What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

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: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!

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: #Laughs When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.

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: #Laughs Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

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: #Laughs Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed.

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: #Laughs Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned.

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: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

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: #Laughs Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs.

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: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

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: #Laughs How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

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: #Laughs Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price

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: #Laughs A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical exam first.

: #Laughs A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.

: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day.

: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!

: #Laughs When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.

: #Laughs Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

: #Laughs Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed.

: #Laughs Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned.

: #Laughs How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

: #Laughs Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs.

: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

: #Laughs How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

: #Laughs What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !

: #Laughs Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price

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