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: #Laughs Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!

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: #Laughs An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

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: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What'

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: #Laughs What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudolph (the one with the red nose),Olive (all of the other reigndeer)and Al (Then Al the r

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria.

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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: #Laughs What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

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: #Laughs How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !

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: #Laughs What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"

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: #Laughs While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.

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: #Laughs |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, I es

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: #Laughs The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway.

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: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

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: #Laughs Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.Lawyer: It mak

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: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

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: #Laughs Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

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: #Laughs Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!

: #Laughs An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

: #Laughs "For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined.

: #Laughs |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What'

: #Laughs What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,Rudolph (the one with the red nose),Olive (all of the other reigndeer)and Al (Then Al the r

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria.

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

: #Laughs What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

: #Laughs How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !

: #Laughs What does Bill say to prospective interns?"Haven't I cum across your face before?"

: #Laughs While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.

: #Laughs |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, I es

: #Laughs The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway.

: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

: #Laughs Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll find that it's reasonably in line with government predictions.Physicist: I won't tell you until you tell me what you want to use it for.Lawyer: It mak

: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

: #Laughs Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !

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