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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

: #Laughs A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked f

: #Laughs Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

: #Laughs Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later

: #Laughs Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out whatthe letters stood for...

: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

: #Laughs |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along.

: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

: #Laughs 1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meeti

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
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