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: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

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: #Laughs How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

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: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

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: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

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: #Laughs ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.

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: #Laughs |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about

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: #Laughs Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.

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: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

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: #Laughs one leg and a bicycle.

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: #Laughs Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.

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: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

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: #Laughs What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

: #Laughs How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

: #Laughs A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.

: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

: #Laughs ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer.

: #Laughs |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about

: #Laughs Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.

: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

: #Laughs one leg and a bicycle.

: #Laughs Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.

: #Laughs One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

: #Laughs What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

: #Laughs How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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