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: #Laughs What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

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: #Laughs One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont

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: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door.

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: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

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: #Laughs An old man, Mr.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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: #Laughs An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estima

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: #Laughs The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park.

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: #Laughs Twenty men die and go to heaven.

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: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

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: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

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: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Alle

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: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

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: #Laughs What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

: #Laughs One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont

: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door.

: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

: #Laughs An old man, Mr.

: #Laughs Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

: #Laughs An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estima

: #Laughs The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park.

: #Laughs Twenty men die and go to heaven.

: #Laughs A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

: #Laughs 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women...

: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Alle

: #Laughs Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria.Barium................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome.Cat

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