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: #Laughs A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls.It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday.

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: #Laughs Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays

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: #Laughs How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

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: #Laughs |So this trumpet player dies.

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: #Laughs A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.

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: #Laughs So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St.

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: #Laughs Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner.

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: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

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: #Laughs Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

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: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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: #Laughs A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

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: #Laughs yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on.

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: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

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: #Laughs Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

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: #Laughs How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.

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: #Laughs How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!

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: #Laughs A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls.It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday.

: #Laughs Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays

: #Laughs How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

: #Laughs |So this trumpet player dies.

: #Laughs A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag.

: #Laughs So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St.

: #Laughs Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner.

: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

: #Laughs Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

: #Laughs yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on.

: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

: #Laughs Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

: #Laughs How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.

: #Laughs How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!

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