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: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

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: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

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: #Laughs yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

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: #Laughs How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

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: #Laughs Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

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: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

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: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

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: #Laughs I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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: #Laughs What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.

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: #Laughs How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him.

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: #Laughs Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC

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: #Laughs Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!

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: #Laughs A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

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: #Laughs Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is

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: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

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: #Laughs How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

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: #Laughs Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

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: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

: #Laughs yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

: #Laughs How come wrong numbers are never busy?

: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

: #Laughs Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated.

: #Laughs Jon was looking for a little "action".

: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

: #Laughs I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

: #Laughs What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.

: #Laughs How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him.

: #Laughs Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC

: #Laughs Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!

: #Laughs A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1.

: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

: #Laughs Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is

: #Laughs Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

: #Laughs How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

: #Laughs Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

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