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: #Laughs Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here.

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: #Laughs A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

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: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

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: #Laughs Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.

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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

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: #Laughs A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

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: #Laughs |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

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: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

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: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

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: #Laughs What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

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: #Laughs Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

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: #Laughs Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks

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: #Laughs |Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

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: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

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: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

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: #Laughs What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!

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: #Laughs Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here.

: #Laughs A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.

: #Laughs Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure.

: #Laughs Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.

: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

: #Laughs A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

: #Laughs |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

: #Laughs - What do you think about the coming battle, General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser.

: #Laughs What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

: #Laughs Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

: #Laughs Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks

: #Laughs |Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

: #Laughs What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!

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