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: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

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: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

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: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

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: #Laughs The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with t

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: #Laughs How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

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: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

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: #Laughs $HOME = /dev/null.

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: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.

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: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

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: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !

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: #Laughs A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch.

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: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1.

: #Laughs Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

: #Laughs Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain.

: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

: #Laughs The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with t

: #Laughs How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs $HOME = /dev/null.

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.

: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.

: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !

: #Laughs A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch.

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