Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the prosecution.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What if Dr.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Three women were being held in a foreign country.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solvin

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the prosecution.

: #Laughs Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building.

: #Laughs This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do.

: #Laughs Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before.

: #Laughs |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!

: #Laughs |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

: #Laughs A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry

: #Laughs What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

: #Laughs |What if Dr.

: #Laughs Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

: #Laughs Three women were being held in a foreign country.

: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solvin

: #Laughs If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

: #Laughs Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme