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: #Laughs |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question.
: #Laughs Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
: #Laughs A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone.
: #Laughs You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence.
: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!
: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
: #Laughs |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd like them to play next.
: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.
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