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: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.

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: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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: #Laughs |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

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: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

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: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

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: #Laughs Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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: #Laughs What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

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: #Laughs What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

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: #Laughs A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

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: #Laughs Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening.

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: #Laughs Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working..

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: #Laughs BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter forone month for the ethnic clensing!Their motto: I wanns be

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: #Laughs One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.

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: #Laughs What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

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: #Laughs |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8.

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: #Laughs Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented females.

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: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing.

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: #Laughs Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, "Did you miss me?"I replied quite innocently, "It's been so hard without you."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.

: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

: #Laughs |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

: #Laughs Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

: #Laughs What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?

: #Laughs What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !

: #Laughs A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

: #Laughs Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening.

: #Laughs Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working..

: #Laughs BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter forone month for the ethnic clensing!Their motto: I wanns be

: #Laughs One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.

: #Laughs What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

: #Laughs |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8.

: #Laughs Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented females.

: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing.

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