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: #Laughs When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
: #Laughs Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!See,
: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a sav
: #Laughs Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?
: #Laughs Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks.
: #Laughs Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.
: #Laughs |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this cl
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