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: #Laughs |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."

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: #Laughs One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

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: #Laughs Two cannibals were having lunch.

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: #Laughs What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

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: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

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: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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: #Laughs It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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: #Laughs A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.

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: #Laughs A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

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: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

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: #Laughs Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

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: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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: #Laughs A man is incomplete until he is married.

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: #Laughs |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."

: #Laughs One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Two cannibals were having lunch.

: #Laughs What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1.

: #Laughs Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?

: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

: #Laughs It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.

: #Laughs A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

: #Laughs Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

: #Laughs Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

: #Laughs A man is incomplete until he is married.

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