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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

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: #Laughs A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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: #Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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: #Laughs |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

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: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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: #Laughs A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

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: #Laughs |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.

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: #Laughs Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

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: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

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: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

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: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette in a car.

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: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

: #Laughs A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

: #Laughs |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

: #Laughs |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

: #Laughs A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

: #Laughs |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

: #Laughs eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.

: #Laughs Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

: #Laughs An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white.

: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette in a car.

: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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