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: #Laughs What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

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: #Laughs The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

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: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

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: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

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: #Laughs Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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: #Laughs Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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: #Laughs Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know.

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: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

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: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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: #Laughs A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

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: #Laughs Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr.

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: #Laughs What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

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: #Laughs A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.

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: #Laughs |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

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: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

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: #Laughs What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!

: #Laughs The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

: #Laughs How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

: #Laughs Here is a story about a famous food critic's recent visit to Europe last summer.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

: #Laughs Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

: #Laughs Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know.

: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

: #Laughs A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

: #Laughs Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr.

: #Laughs What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

: #Laughs |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.

: #Laughs |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

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