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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

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: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

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: #Laughs Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.

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: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

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: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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: #Laughs Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!

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: #Laughs One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.

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: #Laughs Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door...

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: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

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: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

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: #Laughs Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

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: #Laughs There is this guy who really takes care of his body.

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: #Laughs The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks." The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person."The legs declared, "I

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: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

: #Laughs Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.

: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

: #Laughs Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn

: #Laughs Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!

: #Laughs One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.

: #Laughs Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door...

: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

: #Laughs Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

: #Laughs There is this guy who really takes care of his body.

: #Laughs The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks." The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person."The legs declared, "I

: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

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