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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come "in" and asks "ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTOR

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: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

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: #Laughs Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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: #Laughs Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you.

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: #Laughs |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party...

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.

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: #Laughs Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible.

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: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

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: #Laughs Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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: #Laughs A defendant was on trial for murder.

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: #Laughs What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

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: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and chees

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.

: #Laughs Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown into prison.

: #Laughs Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come "in" and asks "ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTOR

: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

: #Laughs Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

: #Laughs Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you.

: #Laughs |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party...

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.

: #Laughs Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible.

: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

: #Laughs Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

: #Laughs A defendant was on trial for murder.

: #Laughs What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation j

: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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