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: #Laughs It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door.

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: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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: #Laughs A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.

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: #Laughs The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

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: #Laughs A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room.

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: #Laughs |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

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: #Laughs Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

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: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

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: #Laughs Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,"I'm tired.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?

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: #Laughs A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes, troopers possibly were.

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: #Laughs It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door.

: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

: #Laughs A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.

: #Laughs The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner! All smokers have the chance of w

: #Laughs A man drinking at the bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What is musical and handy in the supermarket.

: #Laughs President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room.

: #Laughs |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

: #Laughs Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

: #Laughs Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m.

: #Laughs Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,"I'm tired.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?

: #Laughs A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes, troopers possibly were.

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