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: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

: #Laughs |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

: #Laughs |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

: #Laughs When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said.

: #Laughs Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis.

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball out of his bag."Use this one - You can't lose it!"His friend repl

: #Laughs Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

: #Laughs Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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