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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions h

: #Laughs New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top

: #Laughs |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort.

: #Laughs RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) --The New York Mets announced today that they are going to court to get an additional inning added to the end of Game 5 of the World Series.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

: #Laughs A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

: #Laughs The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Sectio
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