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: #Laughs When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

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: #Laughs |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge.

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: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluct

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: #Laughs A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

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: #Laughs A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

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: #Laughs An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals.

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: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

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: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

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: #Laughs "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

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: #Laughs When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

: #Laughs Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

: #Laughs |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge.

: #Laughs Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agre

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

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: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate it to the class the next day.When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluct

: #Laughs A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

: #Laughs A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

: #Laughs An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals.

: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

: #Laughs You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No.

: #Laughs "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

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