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: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

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: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.

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: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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: #Laughs Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

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: #Laughs The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother.

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: #Laughs 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

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: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

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: #Laughs Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

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: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

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: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

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: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

: #Laughs Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die.

: #Laughs Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.

: #Laughs The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother.

: #Laughs 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1.

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

: #Laughs Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"

: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

: #Laughs What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !

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: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

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