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: #Laughs What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

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: #Laughs Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.

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: #Laughs A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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: #Laughs Things you don't want to hear during surgery:Better save that.

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: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

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: #Laughs Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

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: #Laughs An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

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: #Laughs What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

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: #Laughs |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

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: #Laughs The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

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: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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: #Laughs Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.

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: #Laughs What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

: #Laughs Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.

: #Laughs A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat.

: #Laughs Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

: #Laughs Things you don't want to hear during surgery:Better save that.

: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

: #Laughs Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !

: #Laughs An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

: #Laughs What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

: #Laughs |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

: #Laughs The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

: #Laughs Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

: #Laughs Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.

: #Laughs What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

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