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: #Laughs DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning win

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

: #Laughs Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

: #Laughs Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

: #Laughs Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

: #Laughs Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house.

: #Laughs Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

: #Laughs For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
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