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: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

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: #Laughs An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak."Oh, thank you!" said the

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: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

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: #Laughs What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of young

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: #Laughs Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."

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: #Laughs First witch: My beauty is timeless.

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

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: #Laughs |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.The first guy was charged with breaking and enterin

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: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

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: #Laughs Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

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: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

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: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

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: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved.

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: #Laughs A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by.

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: #Laughs What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

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: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

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: #Laughs Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

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: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

: #Laughs An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak."Oh, thank you!" said the

: #Laughs As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips:Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

: #Laughs |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of young

: #Laughs Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."

: #Laughs First witch: My beauty is timeless.

: #Laughs Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

: #Laughs |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.The first guy was charged with breaking and enterin

: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

: #Laughs Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one.

: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved.

: #Laughs A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by.

: #Laughs What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

: #Laughs Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep this part I love to

: #Laughs Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

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