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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

: #Laughs "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"

: #Laughs Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !

: #Laughs How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

: #Laughs As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus.
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