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: #Laughs How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

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: #Laughs Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you.

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: #Laughs If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way.

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: #Laughs There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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: #Laughs Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !

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: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

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: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

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: #Laughs One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.

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: #Laughs How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

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: #Laughs It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists.

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: #Laughs First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

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: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

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: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

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: #Laughs I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusett

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: #Laughs What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.

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: #Laughs How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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: #Laughs What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !

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: #Laughs How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.

: #Laughs Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you.

: #Laughs If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way.

: #Laughs There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell.

: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

: #Laughs Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

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: #Laughs A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

: #Laughs One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.

: #Laughs How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine.

: #Laughs It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists.

: #Laughs First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

: #Laughs I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusett

: #Laughs What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.

: #Laughs How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

: #Laughs What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !

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