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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

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: #Laughs Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating the nursery.

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: #Laughs There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

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: #Laughs What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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: #Laughs What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

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: #Laughs Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

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: #Laughs A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ..

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: #Laughs |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

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: #Laughs What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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: #Laughs |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.

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: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

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: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

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: #Laughs "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

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: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway.

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

: #Laughs Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating the nursery.

: #Laughs There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

: #Laughs What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !

: #Laughs What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

: #Laughs Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?""They're for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax.""Oh," said the blonde

: #Laughs A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ..

: #Laughs |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

: #Laughs What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

: #Laughs |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.

: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A: You only have to teach them to take off!

: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

: #Laughs "Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.

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: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway.

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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