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: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were in 2 different cars.

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: #Laughs Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.ADVANCED DESIGN

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: #Laughs Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

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: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

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: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.

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: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

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: #Laughs Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

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: #Laughs Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.

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: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

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: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

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: #Laughs |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

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: #Laughs The Post Script by Adeline Extra

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: #Laughs What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

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: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

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: #Laughs There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

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: #Laughs The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

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: #Laughs Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

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: #Laughs |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

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: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

: #Laughs A man and a woman were in 2 different cars.

: #Laughs Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.ADVANCED DESIGN

: #Laughs Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

: #Laughs James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this time you should go check to see if the coffee pot is off, television plugs are pulled, lamp

: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.

: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

: #Laughs Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

: #Laughs Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.

: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

: #Laughs |There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

: #Laughs The Post Script by Adeline Extra

: #Laughs What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

: #Laughs How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

: #Laughs There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!

: #Laughs The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

: #Laughs Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

: #Laughs |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

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