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: #Laughs Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

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: #Laughs What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

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: #Laughs What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

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: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

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: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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: #Laughs The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

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: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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: #Laughs In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

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: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

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: #Laughs The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain.

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: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

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: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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: #Laughs Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast

: #Laughs What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !

: #Laughs What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

: #Laughs Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one.

: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

: #Laughs The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

: #Laughs The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed.

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

: #Laughs Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

: #Laughs In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.

: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

: #Laughs The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain.

: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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