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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!

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: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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: #Laughs A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

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: #Laughs Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr.

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: #Laughs How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat.""What's that mean?" asked the child."Go ask your Father.

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: #Laughs What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.

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: #Laughs A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold.

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: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

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: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

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: #Laughs A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1.

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: #Laughs A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

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: #Laughs A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW.

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: #Laughs Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful.

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!

: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

: #Laughs A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

: #Laughs Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr.

: #Laughs How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer

: #Laughs A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?"Mom says, "No honey, the dog is in heat.""What's that mean?" asked the child."Go ask your Father.

: #Laughs What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.

: #Laughs A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold.

: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

: #Laughs Why doesn't Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

: #Laughs A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1.

: #Laughs A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

: #Laughs A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW.

: #Laughs Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful.

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