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: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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: #Laughs Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and ca

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman.

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: #Laughs It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

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: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children.

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: #Laughs Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

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: #Laughs The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

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: #Laughs What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!

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: #Laughs What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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: #Laughs How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

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: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

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: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke

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: #Laughs Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

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: #Laughs What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.

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: #Laughs A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded bef

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: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

: #Laughs Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted to join a church.The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."The couples agreed and ca

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman.

: #Laughs It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

: #Laughs A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children.

: #Laughs Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

: #Laughs The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!

: #Laughs What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

: #Laughs How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

: #Laughs A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walke

: #Laughs Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

: #Laughs What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.

: #Laughs A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated student blurted out."To save lives," the professor responded bef

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