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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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: #Laughs A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

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: #Laughs How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

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: #Laughs |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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: #Laughs A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin."No problem," said the friend.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!

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: #Laughs What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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