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 Picture  story : #Laughs |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

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#Laughs |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?""No," says the psychic.

"Next semester in her biology class."


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 Picture  story : #Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

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#Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was
having a hard time with its
cash flow because of the dwindling number of
monks available to help
with all the work.

Then one day two of the
monks, who had been discussing
the problem, suggested they open a
fish and chips stand down on the
highway, right next to a scenic
vista area popular with tourists.

The
other monks agreed, and the two
put up the stand.

One day a tourist who
wanted to offer a
compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish
friar?" "No, sir,"
retorted the brother, "I'm the chip
monk."


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 Picture  story : #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity.

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#Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity.

Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec my lolly! Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! Knock Knock Who's there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that!


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 Picture  story : #Laughs |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

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#Laughs |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted.

The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.


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 Picture  story : #Laughs Six people were on a plane.

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#Laughs Six people were on a plane.

A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children.

The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash,and there are only three parachutes.

The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"


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 Picture  story : #Laughs A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty.

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#Laughs A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
put down maximum
liberty.

The skeleton crew didn't notice a
chimpanzee, escaped from a
nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes
and up to the
smokestack.

Down the stack, it made its way into the
engine room.

It came across
a power panel opened up for
maintenance, couldn't read the warning
signs, and with a bright blue blast
shorted out the ship's electrical
system, and plunged the ship into
darkness.


A little bit later, two junior Hull Technicians
wander down with their
flashlights, looking for the problem.

They come
upon the blackened body
of the chimp.

They shine their flashlights
on its long, burnt arms.

They look at each other.

They highlight its
short legs and odd feet.

They
look at each other.

Finally one says,
"Well, it's too hairy to be an
Electrician, the legs are too short
for a Hull Tech, and there would be
more tatoos on a Bo'su
n.

Call the wardroom, see if one of the duty
officers is
missing."


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 Picture  story : #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

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#Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings.""Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly."Really? How long have you been wearing one?""Ever since my wife found it in our bed!"


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 Picture  story : #Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

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#Laughs There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish.

Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently.

A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.

"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"


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 Picture  story : #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

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#Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen.There he ravishhes her and makes passionatelove to her for about 2 hours till he istranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.

Her friend visits her the next day and asks" Are you hurt?" She replies.

Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn'tcalled! He hasn't written!


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 Picture  story : #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

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#Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from crashing! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.

Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.

As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.

"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied.

Those were Texans with all the shit scared out of them!"


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 Picture  story : #Laughs |SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

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#Laughs |SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well.

He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said.

His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned.

Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent.

The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo.

The chicken was also pulled out.

It survived.


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 Picture  story : #Laughs |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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#Laughs |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming back to him, drove home and went to bed.

he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers."Are you Mr.

Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he was."Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he."And what did you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed."Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired.

The man answered that it was in the garage."May we see the car?" asked the troopers.

The man answered, "Sure," and opened the garage.Inside the garage was the state troopers car.


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 Picture  story : #Laughs The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy" and Mickey said, "I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"

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#Laughs The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy" and Mickey said, "I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"


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 Picture  story : #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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#Laughs It seems a gentleman had too

much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a

state trooper.

Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a
straight
line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out
a ticket
and had just given it to the driver before an accident in
the opposite
lane took his attention to more important
matters.

The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming
back to
him, drove home and went to bed.

he was awakened in the
morning by a
knock at the door, created by two more state
troopers.

"Are you Mr.

Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he
was.

"Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the

influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he.

"And what did
you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied
that he drove his
car home and went to bed.

"Where is your car now?" the t
roopers enquired.

The man answered that
it was in the
garage.

"May we see the car?" asked the troopers.

The man answered, "Sure,"

and opened the garage.

Inside the garage was the state
troopers car.


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 Picture  story : #Laughs Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news

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#Laughs Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one of the nuns and said to her, "Weren't you afraid that the habits could have ripped or broken since they are old?The nun Replied, "Nah, don't you know old habits are hard to break!!


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#Laughs Q.

Why did Mrs.

Smokey the Bear divorce

Smokey the Bear?
A.

Because every time she got hot, he'd beat
her with a shovel!


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 Picture  story : #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

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#Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano.

The little man starts playing the piano!Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie and that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."The man says "Oh, Okay!"The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and the man gives the bar tender the lamp.The bar tender rubs the lamp and the geenie pops out!The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"The bar tender says "I wish for a million bucks!!!" And all of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room.

"What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!!!"And the man says "Well did you think I wished for a 12 inched pianist!"


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 Picture  story : #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

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#Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

I finished the exam in half an hour.

But," he says, "I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!"


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