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: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

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: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

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: #Laughs What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

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: #Laughs Food on the Table by E.

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

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: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

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: #Laughs What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

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: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu.

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: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear

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: #Laughs Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

: #Laughs What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

: #Laughs Food on the Table by E.

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica.

: #Laughs What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

: #Laughs How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu.

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear

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