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: #Laughs The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork," says Robert."Very good.
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: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
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: #Laughs Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries.
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: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the
older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's
once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
T
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: #Laughs 'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
said to his mother.
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: #Laughs Q: What do
electric trains and breasts have
in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who
usually end up
playing with them.
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: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b
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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline st
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: #Laughs One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt intensely horny.
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta
!
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
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: #Laughs How can you tell if someone who's just had
a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal!
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: #Laughs What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
Tsardines !
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: #Laughs One Hundred
Metres to the Bus Stop, by
Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty
Wont
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: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a
dollar
bill?
It bucked!
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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.When they got to heaven, they asked St.
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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle
of
vinegar ?
A sourpuss !
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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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: #Laughs It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time.
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: #Laughs One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talki
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: #Laughs Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire.
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: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.
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: #Laughs |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.
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: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
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: #Laughs Q: How has Clinton made his
cabinet look
more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading
levels.
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: #Laughs "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to
the persistent
salesman.
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: #Laughs The boss called one of his employees into the office.
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: #Laughs Miss DeAngelo was a
none-too-bright young
woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of
becoming a star.
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: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.
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: #Laughs You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattlesnake and a lawyer.
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: #Laughs When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he
let
out a few choice words.
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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.
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: #Laughs An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.
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: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
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: #Laughs When should you feel sorry for a
skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!
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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trumpet
soloist and King Kong?
A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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: #Laughs There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.
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: #Laughs This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession.
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: #Laughs During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race.
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: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it
lost; boys
never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it
twice in
the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it
again.
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: #Laughs What happened to the man who turned into an
insect ?
He just beetled off !
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