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: #Laughs |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day.

: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

: #Laughs For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

: #Laughs Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

: #Laughs |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment.The first guy was charged with breaking and enterin

: #Laughs Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

: #Laughs An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one p

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?

: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.

: #Laughs A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus.

: #Laughs If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
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