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: #Laughs |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms.

: #Laughs Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace.

: #Laughs One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock Knock Who's there? Alba! Alba! Alba in the kitchen if you need me! Knock Knock Who's there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock Kn

: #Laughs |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

: #Laughs An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.The Aussie Sergeant finished first and walked out without washing his hands.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

: #Laughs |Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want.

: #Laughs Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality -- We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For ChristmasNarcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)Mania -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Law

: #Laughs Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?

: #Laughs Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

: #Laughs A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss.
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