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: #Laughs When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

: #Laughs If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

: #Laughs A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

: #Laughs Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired o

: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

: #Laughs Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

: #Laughs Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.
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