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: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

: #Laughs Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!

: #Laughs A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"

: #Laughs There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed,

: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.
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