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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beers

: #Laughs One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

: #Laughs A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics.

: #Laughs This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.

: #Laughs |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in
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