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: #Laughs Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of fucking his wife.

: #Laughs What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

: #Laughs A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct.

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

: #Laughs A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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