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: #Laughs A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

: #Laughs This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

: #Laughs If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

: #Laughs One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"Liza Jane was startled and said, "No Rastus you cain't!"Well Rastus persisted and persisted till fi
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