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: #Laughs A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.""Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times b

: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

: #Laughs |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr.

: #Laughs Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!

: #Laughs Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they're a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is ma

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."

: #Laughs Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

: #Laughs What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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