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: #Laughs Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

: #Laughs There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for t

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

: #Laughs What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells

: #Laughs Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.

: #Laughs Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant.

: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

: #Laughs Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep togetherAi Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee tableFat Ho---------------------An unattractive womanAr U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation g

: #Laughs How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

: #Laughs What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

: #Laughs Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.

: #Laughs United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle.

: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.
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