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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Only in America do we chain .00 ink pens to the counter but leave our ,000 cars out in the driveway.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A girl sat sobbing in the police station.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck.

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