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: #Laughs Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.

: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

: #Laughs Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.

: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

: #Laughs One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he said.

: #Laughs Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

: #Laughs I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
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